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A man of Japanese descent working for a multi-million dollar coporation who wears a standard black tie, shirt, pants, and shoes. Said Japanese Business man requires constant touching of his penis to fulfill his sexual desires. Said touching may come in the form of cocknibbling, shaftlicking, or ballsucking by an underage person(s).
Japanese Business Man: I am Japanese
Business Man. Suck-a my dick-u!

Wade Steffey: I hope that Japanese Business Man enjoyed the huge nut that I helped him spray on my face.
by Japanese Business Man March 23, 2009
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The act of wearing a business suit without pants.
Hunny, have you finished ironing my pants? I'm Japanese businessmaning it over here.
by Falkrey June 23, 2010
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