Phil: "Hi, I'll have some Japancakes please."

Waiter: "Sorry, don't you mean Japanese Pancakes?"

Phil: "No, you heard me, JAPANCAKES!"

Waiter: "I'm sorry sir, we don't have that."

Phil: "Don't Japanic, I can take my business elsewhere then. Or go home and open my Japantry and make my own Japancakes. Or I can ride my Japanda or Japanther and go to Japanama and get some from there."

Waiter: "Keep your Japants on!"