1) n. Any archipelago of islands inhabited by a dense population of monkeys who are afraid to venture out of their islands because they are too scared.
2) n. or v. Act of changing one's embarrassing histories of violence and prostitution
3) n. Any island country that has lots of people getting stabbed and has children murdered by neighbors
4) n. An island country that does not have anybody tall or good looking.
5) v. Act of having an incestous relationship with one's parents.
6) n. A country where having a public baths with both sexes in one tub are allowed
7) n. The country to the East of Korean Peninsula located on the EAST SEA that charges many people, especially the tourists, double or triple the actual value.
Ex. 1) Look! I think I see a japan on the east of Korea
Ex. 2) I am not sure if Germany is going to japan out on their history classes about the holocaust.
Ex. 3) The news speaks of japan that has yet another boy killed by a neighboring woman.
Ex. 4) Mini-Me is considered a man of handsome man of average height in Japan
Ex. 5) Yeah. Joe is japaned with his mom
Ex. 6) I want to go to Japan's public baths with all you girls.
Ex. 7) I just got ripped off in Japan.
by James Ban May 22, 2006
A crowded East Asian island nation, with like over 100 million people with slanted eyes who eat dog eat. Tokyo is the capital and largest city and is the single-largest metro area in the world, with over 20 million people. The people are short, friendly and smart. They live in funny-looking houses and eat sushi on the floor and sleep on cots, while practicing martial arts and watching sumo wrestling. Mount Fuji, a volcano, is the country's highest point.
Japan is one of the places I want to visit.
by krock1dk January 22, 2008
In a way, Japan is like England. An island off the coast of a continent, most of the countries therein not really liking them (see France for england and korea for Japan) because they both could charm the pants off any of their women and kick their bums in a duel. (yob vs. frenchman. Samurai vs. some kung-fu guy)

Both had an Empire.

Both rock. More than rocks.

Both peoples are known for their reserve.
It's true. Japan and England are like...long lost brothers or something..
by Claude Yoshimoto September 07, 2006
its one of those countries thats not in the US, so to be honest, it really isnt that important. it could easily be a us state though with a little paperwork.
lol japan

i dont even know what street japan is on
by crisp money March 28, 2008
A shitty-ass fuckin' country. I've been there, and it sucks horse cock. The people all look the same, they obsess with american culture, and they have the most fucked up writing system ever. Also stupid, nerdy, retards here in North America love their retarded culture/pop culture.
Anime Dork: Teehee! Konichiwa!

Me: Hey, fucker, shut the hell up!

Anime Dork: Hey....Be nice, or i'll kill you w/ my samurai sword!

Me: Oh my fucking god, dude, anime isn't real. Japan sucks, and you suck for liking it, now go to hell.

Anime Dork: ok...
by Fuck_Japan May 11, 2007
A country filled with the best electronics and animation in the world.
I'm going to Japan for vacation.
by Mystery Man January 28, 2003
1) (n.) A country on a island just off of the coast of eastern Asia. The people of Japan are very open and caring people who enjoy good food (see ramen, family values, technology, anime, and saki. Japan is known for having an extremely low violence rate, an amazing school system, and great culture.

2) (n.) The country of which anime is originated from.
Wow, Japan must be one of the best countries in the world!
by fraghappy November 06, 2003
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