Japan is a costal country with many small islands located in the east. It is the ultimate source of hentai, child porn, incese, tentacle rape, AV (porn where women with high squeky voice), where women get groped if they are not careful and a place where you need to have a license to ride a bike(huh? what the ....). A place with high suicide rate too ! ( Thats why their nerds watch so much anime and play so much computer games to delude themselves , to escape reality) PLus, they allow secreat socirties to exist!

It is heaven for the perverts all over the world !
The japanese government allows people to form organizations and register it with them. These organizations are actually dangerous gangs...
by I LOVE HENTAI October 18, 2007
A country that dominates the world in fuel efficient cars, television, computers, sushi and teppan tables. They fail to beat XBOX though in best video game system.

A country that America also nuked the shit out of.
Ya bro I gotta nuke today in COD, we nuked their shit like Japan.

Hahahah I know.
by lkjhgfdsajhgfd December 20, 2010
In a way, Japan is like both England and New Zealand. They are all islands off the coast of a continent, most of the countries therein not really liking them (see France for england, korea for Japan, Australia for New Zealand) because they both could charm the pants off any of their women and kick their bums in a duel. (yob vs. frenchman. Samurai vs. some kung-fu guy. maramite vs. vegemite)

All three had an Empire.

Both rock. More than rocks.
All three people are known for their reserve.
It's true. Japan, England, and New Zealand are all like...long lost brothers or something..
by E-I-E-I-O July 10, 2008
Just Another Punk Ass Nigga
Michael: Who's that mark ass nigga that moved to the block?
Danny: Thats JAPAN..
Michael: who??
Danny: Just Another Punk Ass Nigga!
Michael: Oh, lets jack that fool!
by lunasicc916 November 28, 2007
a nation so technologically advanced that...
they still eat with sticks?
as i peered into the window of the most intelligent technological experts from japan, they opted to archaically eat with sticks
by william joseph hemmington January 20, 2006
An over-rated, over-populated country, roughly the size of California, with far less habitable land. Geographically, it lies off the north-eastern coast of China, and has a few climate zones, namely the foothills and mountains, and the plains and forests. It is an archipelago, consisting primarilly of 5 main islands - Hokkaido, Honshu, Shikoku, Kyushu, and Okinawa. Furthermore, roughly 75% of the land in Japan is unsuitable for most everything.

The culture is similar to the Chinese, for Japan consists heavily of immigrants of the various Chinese kingdoms, who ventured there prior to the Mongol invasion of modern-day China, circa 1210. Due to this, the language and religions are fundamentally similar, spare Shinto. The language is written as katakana, or kanji, both of which are very much like Chinese caligraphy. The religions practiced are, by large, Shinto and Buddhism. They have a heavy reliance on technology, like the US and EU, and are on the frontier of technology, also like the US and EU. Japanese people often take pride in their medieval past, where feudal dynasties employed mercaneries, called samurai - who often had a strict honor code - to fight eachother. There is also a fairly high population of closet pedophiles.

Art consists of music, the classical Japanese style which uses percussion and wood wind instruments, and J-Pop, which is a shitty cousin to the equally bad American and European pop music. The visual arts are oft comprised of anime and manga, which are animated cartoons, and comic books, respectively. The styles of which are generally generic, along with much of the content. These are characterized, usually, by fairly simple, talentless art, shitty dialog, poor humor, and exaggerated or inaccurate violence and anatomy.

Economically, it is third in total GDP, behind China and the United States of America, respectively. They are close allies with the US, politically, diplomatically, and economically. Their biggest export and import partner is the US, who imports agricultural products into Japan, along with raw materials, chemicals, some electronics, and manufacturing equipment. Japan then exports automobiles, electronics, and such to the US.
Japan, while a fairly good country, isn't all it's cracked up to be.
by Amerikaner October 14, 2006
A mean nation killed more than 36,000,000 Chinese people in WW2 and millions people in other Asian countries but never officially say sorry to the victims. And still vindicating the atrocity what he has done.

Many western country people do not know, though Nazi Germany killed 6,000,000 Jews in WW2, the total number is only 1/6 of victims of China in WW2. And till today Japan governmnet has not apologize for his inhuman war action, and never compensate for it to any Asian countries, and still call the brutal war in WW2 as a "help" to other Asian nations. So we say, a GERMAN on his knees is much taller than a japanese stand up straight.
japan sucks, japan really SUCKS!
by peace&love January 20, 2005
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