A country that's very much overrated or misunderstood.

Japanese school system isn't 'superior' to American system--in fact, it's more harmful than benefitial to the nation. With such an emphasis on reaching the next level of education, the only thing that the school focusses on is to get into the good high school or university. The amount of pointless studies is so ridiculous that frankly, it's ruining the country.

Do you really think that Jyuku is a good idea? Well... let's look at the youth suicidal rates again.

The government is so tangled with yakuza that it's not even funny.

Let's not go into the music as it happens to be the second cousin of shit. Sorry, five robotic men standing in a line with a mic in their hand and odd hand motions with monotonous songs isn't quite music. And I'm talking about SMAP.

Perfecting the art of toilets might be funny, but it also quite ironically shows how warped the country is. Did you know that the Tokyo area has a Jesus-themed cafe? With bloody crusifixes? How does that NOT show how corrupt and ruined the country is?

The language also has three systems of reverence. Obviously, this has done nothing to strengthen the Japanese people's backbone. Blind, mindless worship, that's what it is.

Quite simply, Japan is a country that's been in trouble ever since Matthew Perry came knocking so politely on their door so to speak. With cannons.

Oh, and he was a yank. Go figure. Bloody xenophiles gotta learn to stay in their own fucking turf--ruin your own country, and keep out of the rest of the world!
Matthew Perry was an American who opened up Japan. Look at where it's now. God bless America.
by chocolate99 March 25, 2007
(Verb) To splash someone non consensually with a large amount of water, sometimes to the extent that they have a meltdown over it.
I got Japaned on my run today. An 18 wheeler going by me went through a puddle and I didn't move away in time.

Kid at pool: Yo watch me Japan Kevin! (jumps in pool next to Kevin who is sunbathing)
Kevin: What the hell kid!?
Kid: Don't have a melt down over it.
by Elitist Fetus April 11, 2011
Japan is a country made up of a collection of islands in the Asian Pacific. It is a known world power, producing many things like cars, anime, and manga. Japan's culture is very unique, and it is expected that you follow it if you go there. Contrary to popular stereotype, not everyone in Japan likes anime and manga as much as people like to believe they do.
by Yuko Kojima September 26, 2013
Japan is a very strange but interesting country. A country that has ugly-looking cars, vending machines that sell porn(or hentai in some cases), underwear, or supposedly internal organs, has the largest metropolitan area in the world(Tokyo), anime, has pachinko, and has seafood. Lots and lots of seafood.
Person 1: Come on, we need to catch our plane and head home.
Person 2: No! I want to stay in Japan so I can keep playing pachinko!
by Death Shredder June 26, 2007
The best country in the world, seconded by Canada.
George: I went to Canada over summer vacation.

Tim: I went to Japan.

George: Damn it...
by SawronZXZ January 20, 2010
just anohter pretty ass nigga
evan lee from berkeley is japan
by evan lee July 18, 2004
A country in Asia
I wanna go to japan
by Chicken Soda August 05, 2008
A highly developed, extremely racist and xenophobic country with awesome food such as sushi and udon noodles, as well as a complex and highly interesting culture. Sadly, it is also home to retarded ultra-nationalistic fuckwits like risingsun who love to talk shit about other countries behind their computers.
Japan is pretty cool. Too bad it's home to fucktards like risingsun who'd probably get their asses whupped if they dared to say their shit in real life.
by rko25655 November 13, 2011

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