A country that's very much overrated or misunderstood.

Japanese school system isn't 'superior' to American system--in fact, it's more harmful than benefitial to the nation. With such an emphasis on reaching the next level of education, the only thing that the school focusses on is to get into the good high school or university. The amount of pointless studies is so ridiculous that frankly, it's ruining the country.

Do you really think that Jyuku is a good idea? Well... let's look at the youth suicidal rates again.

The government is so tangled with yakuza that it's not even funny.

Let's not go into the music as it happens to be the second cousin of shit. Sorry, five robotic men standing in a line with a mic in their hand and odd hand motions with monotonous songs isn't quite music. And I'm talking about SMAP.

Perfecting the art of toilets might be funny, but it also quite ironically shows how warped the country is. Did you know that the Tokyo area has a Jesus-themed cafe? With bloody crusifixes? How does that NOT show how corrupt and ruined the country is?

The language also has three systems of reverence. Obviously, this has done nothing to strengthen the Japanese people's backbone. Blind, mindless worship, that's what it is.

Quite simply, Japan is a country that's been in trouble ever since Matthew Perry came knocking so politely on their door so to speak. With cannons.

Oh, and he was a yank. Go figure. Bloody xenophiles gotta learn to stay in their own fucking turf--ruin your own country, and keep out of the rest of the world!
Matthew Perry was an American who opened up Japan. Look at where it's now. God bless America.
by chocolate99 March 25, 2007
A skateboarding trick in which the skater bends his/her legs and body to one side and grabs the bottom of the board.

So called because from the front or back, the skater's pose is a similar shape to the country or Japan.
Jack did an ollie off the half-pipe and followed up with a japan, then a 360 before landing.
by Rhodoferax September 22, 2008
An awesome country in the far east. It has fantastic horror movies, anime, songs, singers, and food. The capital is Tokyo and currently (as of 2010) the Emperor and Empress are Emperor Akihito and Empress Michiko. The Japanese are very healthy people, since their foods are so healthy such as sushi, rice, tea, and many people walk more than drive, which gives them more exercise. Japan has been around for a long time, and its Kanji is derived from Chinese characters. 花is a japanese character meaning "flower" but it is also a chinese character. In Japan, their language has three main writing systems: Hiragana, Katakana, and Kanji. Hiragana and Kanji are used for japanese words, and Katakana for foreign, or emphasized words. There is more than one kanji for many sounds, and there is more than one reading for most (or all) Kanji.
Person 1: Hey, have you ever been to Japan?
Person 2: No, what's that?
Person 1: Dude! It's one of the best countries ever! Awesome culture, food, songs, all that stuff! You need to go there.
by 笑顔 November 03, 2010
"Just Another Pretty-Ass Nigga"

Acronym or phrase used to represent those kids living in areas around Japan- particularly the military bases. Usually the baller or gangster type; skaters and punkers may be included- just make sure that you're "pretty" and "fresh". No, you don't have to be Black or even a Japanese person to represent or be represented...as long as you're down and you're one of 'them cool kids', you're "just another pretty-ass nigga".

*note: only those living or have lived in Japan can use/represent themselves as J.A.P.A.N
Damn, look at Keith.. he's J.A.P.A.N.

after checking yourself out in the mirror, you say to yourself with full big-headed arrogance: "I'm J.A.P.A.N."
by Nihon September 03, 2006
A codeword for when girls have their monthly business. Derived from the appearance of their national flag.
Girl1: Holy shit, I don't feel well at all.
Girl2: Oh really? What's wrong?

Girl1: I'm in Japan...
Girl2: Aw, take an Advil.
by A Sympathetic friend May 09, 2009
The only country in the world that has masturbating contests.
A guy masturbated for 9 hours during a masturbating contest in Japan.
by Striker122 July 30, 2009
Home to, Nintendo, Naruto, Godzilla, Mario Bros., Gay Luigi,Kirby, Zelda, Sushi, Falco-Punch, And many more kick ass items
Japan is the only place where nintendo games actually own the stock market.
by AmazinUkrainian September 19, 2010
just
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dem niggas are j.a.p.a.n
by jtothaiza September 24, 2006
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