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7.
the Monday of the year.

(it is as far away from all the fun months as Monday is from the fun days. Like July - the Saturday of the year, or December - the Sunday of the year).
I hate the Januarys, they last forever, and they are a misserablle shadow of the happy holiday season, just like Mondays are a pathetic shadow of the happy weekend.
by Emily Summer January 09, 2013
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1.
The best month of the year with February right behind.when the coolest/hottest people were born. Also the prettiest time of the year..snow & winter time. Who doesnt love January?
Person 1: Im glad its January

Person 2: Hell yea my birthdays this month!

Person 1: IKR?! mine too.

Person 2: who doesnt love January?

Person 1: only losers :p
by January Boy February 09, 2009
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2.
Nantional Hangover Month. Because of the recent holadays and masive partying the general population spends the month hungover
"Crap I have to go back to work. Wait, Its January which means my bose will be hung over too
by Vlack August 20, 2008
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3.
Everyones favorite month!!

playing in the snow
snuggling by the fire,
and having excuse for ur penis looking so small.
January: Cold weather shrinks ur junk.

by jimmeny hensworth August 25, 2008
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4.
The act of making someone believe a joke, statement, etc. is true, while it is in fact completely fake.

Usually the person being januaried will try very hard to figure out what the person meant, making them look like a complete and utter idiot, as they meant nothing. Added people who are in on the january will add to the hilarity.
The most common use of the term is through the "January Joke":

Person 1: Yo, what month comes after June?
Person 2: July?
1: Are Julying to me?
2: Ha ha ha very funny.
1: Ok listen to this one: What month comes after December?
2: January.
1: Are you Januarying to me? *Everone "in" on the joke starts laughing*
2: (Embarrassed) What? I don't get it. What do you mean?

When someone is found out:

Person 1: Dude I brought home like 20 chicks last night man!
Person 2: Yeah right, you're januarying me...
Person 1: Damn you got me.
by dickmasterflex September 20, 2010
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5.
A very unique name, generally owned by a very unique person. A beautiful woman.
January was exquisite.
by Jan W-B. February 02, 2010
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6.
The worst month of the year. The month in which all the fun, joy, and happiness of the holidays comes crashing to a dead halt. The month when everything the happy holidays brought takes a steep nosedive and crashes straight into the rocks. Other definitions for January also include the following;

January - Time of Sorrows, Limbo season, Out of the light and into the gloom, Month of the Eskimo, Month of Despair, Time of total submission.
January begins the Season of Limbo, during which we let in sorrows and we banish joy. A season of fasting, repentence, nonstop punishment, gloom and doom, and absolutely nothing happy at all. And the Limbo season lasts for the rest of the whole winter season.
by Chicagoland resident February 23, 2012
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