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1. January Joiner
January 19, 2006 Urban Word of the Day
Someone who joins the gym in January as part of a New Year's resolution and by February is back to being a couch potato.
I can't get a treadmill until February because the January Joiners are all using them.
2. january joiner
Someone who hogs the whole gym in January, but then breaking thier resolution by mid-Febuary
january joiner, in early january: I HAVE TO GET TO THE GYM PRONTO!!! NO TIME TO WASTE, THE TREADMILL IS CALLING!!!

january joiner, in mid-febuary: Fuck the gym, where's the chips?
3. January Christian
A person who resolves on New Year's Day to attend church more regularly during the New Year, hits up church every Sunday in January, then loses steam by about February or March. He or she may recover enough momentum to make it church on Easter Sunday but probably not very often after that.
Man A: You comin to my pre-game dis afternoon?
Man B: Yeah, after church.
Man A: After /church/? Hell's up with that?
Man B: My woman? She's a January Christian. Happens every year. I give her to March, though. She'll be out when the sun comes out.
4. January Joiner
People who spend the whole year eating like there is no tomorrow, however, they rationalize it by convincing themselves that they will join the gym after new years. Also known as CHUB CLUB. By mid-january they are nowhere to be found.
Gym rat to gym rat: Gosh I hate it right after New Year's when all the January Joiners come in and take up all the machines!

Later in February: Thank God the chub club is gone and we can use the precor during peak hours
5. New Year's Resolutionary
Anyone with hardcore conviction to stick to their New Year's Resolution...for a period of time not to exceed one month but often as short as one day...

A January Joiner is a specific example of a New Year's Resolutionary...
She quit the grit for her New Year's Resolution, and all day she's been preachin' to anyone who isn't quick or smart enough to avoid her about the evils of tabacco...

Have no fear...She'll be suckin' down 5 sticks at a time this time next week in true New Year's Resolutionary style...
6. january joiner
a person who joins a gym as a new years resolution but may or may not continue going after the early months of the year.
Jake: Hey Bill want to go work out today?

Bill: No man, all those january joiners are hogging all the treadmills.
7. January Joiner
To show your support for the NFL teams that are going to the Super Bowl only after the championship games are completed. To show your support for the home team once they are off to Super Bowl.
Seattle Seahawks Die-Hard Fan #1 "I can't believe that all these fansplants could be anymore insulting by only being January Joiners!!"
... Fan #2 "For real!"
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