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A quick 7 step dance move created by the Ultimate Janksters themselves (Savannah & Emily). To learn read the directions that follow: 1: Frame your genitals with forward hip thrust 2: Spin in a 360 degree counter clockwise motion 3: Drop it low and swing that ass to the right simultaneously 4: High knee to the left 5: High knee to the right 6: Power pose #1 (e.g: superman pose, ghetto gang symbol pose, uber thrust, The Thinker pose etc) 7: Power pose # 2 (must be different from first power pose) Fine print: this quick 7 step dance move is best done with an able bodied partner, in which case you should mirror each other's bodies to create a dance so enigmatic no one can resist your sex appeal. BOOM ROASTED. Dude, did you see those girls do the Jank-Step at that party? I had an instant erection I couldn't lose for weeks bro!
Sista, you got that Jank-Step on LOCK! i knoooow my brutha be lookin at chu gurl frand uh huh. |
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