Perhaps one of the most interesting words in the english language today, is the word jank. Out of all the english words that begin with the letter 'j' ...jank is the only word refered to as 'the f word... It's the one magical word. Just by its sound can describe pain, pleasure, hate and love. jank, as most words in the english language is derived from german ...the word fuieken, which means to strike.
In english, jank falls into many grammatical categories:
As a transitive verb for intance ...John janked Shirley.
As an intransitive verb...Shirley janks.
Its meaning is not always sexual, it can be used as...
An adjective such as ...John's doing all the janking work.
As part of an adverb ...Shirley talks too janking much.
As an adverb enhancing an adjective ...Shirley is janking beautiful.
As a noun ...I don't give a jank.
As part of a word ...absojankinglutely -or- injankingcredible.
And as almost every word in a sentence ...jank the janking jankers.
As you must realize, there aren't too many words with the versatility of jank...such as these examples describing situations such as:
Fraud ...I got janked at the used car lot.
Dismay ...ahhh jank it.
Trouble ...I guess I'm really janked now.
Agression ...Don't jank with me buddy.
Difficulty ...I don't understand this janking question.
Inquiry ...Who the jank was that?
Dissatisfaction ...I don't like what the jank is going on here.
Incompetance ...He's a jank-off.
Dismissal ...Why don't you go outside and play hide and go jank yourself...
adj- broken; unnecessarily redundant, superfluous, or meaningless; stupid or ridiculously moronic; bootleg or of questionable quality
Fuck! This CD player I bought off Ebay is jank.
While we were in china we went through this market and bought all these movies for $3. They're so jank, you can see the heads of the people in front of the camera at the theater moving at the bottom of the screen.
My parents made me call home to check in with them every hour.. it was so jank.
1.) All purpose noun; jank or jahnk can literally mean anything, yet means nothing on its own. The meaning of jank is understood and defined by the context in which it is used.
2.) Ones possessions or things, stuff
3.) verb form: janked means totally screwed or to receive a raw deal or bad situation.
The correct spelling is unknown and the word is often slurred or mumbled when used.
(noun)That jank was the real deal.
(verb) That bitch janked my whole paycheck.
Poor quality, in relation to consumer products.
"That nosehair trimmer is jank. You should have bought a Braun instead of that crap."
A thing that is worthless or useless; shit
That book is jank; I didn't like it at all.
Negative. "Jank" Crappy, shitty, stupid, etc.
"Get that Jank-ass shit outta here!"
"Take yourself and your jank bot outta this room."
jank=something screwed up or messed with
janken=something great or fun
jank my lank= anything you want really
janked=stollen or taken
all these can also simply be expressions of any feeling. its truly a great word and its fun to say!
this is jank.
i'm having a janken time at this party jim!
oh jank my lank.
my pencil pouch got janked away by a napper!
(fr. "Japanese" + "Yank") A young leftist American, usually male (but can also be any Westerner of either gender), who travels to Japan for the express purpose of shallow cultural dabbling, inflation of self-worth, and the search for a supposed sexual haven; teaches conversational English because he/she has no other marketable skills.
This morning the train station in Nagoya was crawling with Janks on a summer exchange program.