Best teacher ever. Speaks clear english, and somewhat functioning Norwegian. He is the founder of Kristiansand Linux User Group, and a former rowing world champion.
"Wow, I have the best professor ever."
"Oh, tell me more?"
"He's Janis"
by bacit-homo-sapiens January 12, 2023
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Janis can be used as a slang term for cocaine. It comes from the 60's and 70's singer Janis Joplin who used the drug excessively.
"Yo home slice lets go pick up a gram of Janis."
by stay trill February 10, 2007
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a name you call a friend named alyssa
me:”hay janis”
alyssa:”hey
by crazyjaniscrazyjanice February 19, 2019
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the term used wen u feel horny or a pleasant sight taht creates a sensation similar to when ur bored at home n go whack off n watchin porn on ur bed while foning up a hot chick.
*o shit u make me all janis over im gonah janis sum tonight*
by pikachu March 23, 2005
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Janie is nice, beautiful, smart, and all around is the most perfect girl you’ll ever meet. Even though she doesn’t believe she is all of that stuff she is and needs to realize it. Janie also too perfect for any guy to have her which makes it difficult for her to find the right guy and needs to find herself and get to know herself better before going after a guy. Another thing is when you look in Janie’s eyes it seems like nothing is going on in the world because she just has a look which amazes you because she is just sooooo pretty and kind. Also Janie is just an all around good person she has good morals and most people are negative to her which makes her life hard and that makes her friends mad to know that she is going through that. If you let Janie borrow your jacket she will give it back to smelling ten times better than when you have it to her. The person who made this right now is just speechless because she is just the most perfect girl ever and wish there was a word to express how much he cares for her but is just idk. Also Janie is just beautiful all the time and anyone or everyone is just happy to be around her. Janie is also really funny she will probably be the funniest girl you’ll ever meet. In the end Janie is the MOST PERFECT GIRL YOU WILL EVER MEET and you should never take her friendship for granted and you won’t because I’m sure I’m not the person not one but you will fall in love with her personality. Also Janie has a kid named poncho.
Guy1: Hey do you know Janie?

Guy2: Yeah she’s fucking PERFECT!
by Adrian15Wright May 11, 2018
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In Hebrew: Gift from God. She is a very creative and expressive girl, and is also very nice and friendly. People are glad to have her as a friend.
I'm glad to have Janie as a friend.
by JB99917 May 24, 2015
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a beautiful woman with alluring dark eyes and sexy curves, intelligent and sensitive and an expert in the art of lovemaking.
by jllmiami February 4, 2010
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