Everyone knows Janice. Janice is the volunteer hall monitor for the world. Don't you know nothing would get done around here without Janice? The world owes Janice a favor without even realizing it, and Janice loves it that way. Janice is the woman in your office who never smiles, even if you just paid her a compliment while a baby coos at her. Janice is too BUSY to smile, because Janice spends all her time covering for all of your sorry asses. Janice sends out mass emails about how if people don't remove their things from the office kitchen by Friday, Janice will throw them away, even though no one has given Janice this authority. Janice likes to come to your desk while you're on the phone, wave a manila folder full of things you didn't request in front of your face and sigh, "You're welcome." Janice bought a birthday card for a co-worker you don't know and signed your name for you. "You probably forgot Barb's birthday is today. I signed your name. You're welcome." Janice isn't smug or put-upon so much as she's a invigorated martyr, in incredibly sensible shoes. You wouldn't know know about that; you always wear those heels. Well, Janice did that when she was younger and it messed up her feet and it'll mess up yours too. Don't think it won't! Janice can give you the number for her orthopedist. You're welcome.

A term for a perfect woman. One who's style and beauty are difficult to describe. Who's scent intoxicates and excites. A truly beautiful soul with a smile and touch that can heal the infirm. The type of woman one searches for their whole life.

A term used to describe how intoxicating a persons fragrance can be, the aroma is very pleasing where time may actually stop. Is also very luring & enticing.

A beautiful girl, determined to live her life to the fullest. Someone who loves passionately and will never give up on the one she truly loves. She is a girl who smiles all the time and always cares for others especially her friends. She will never give up on something that is worth fighting for. A true beautiful soul. Her personality could light up a room with love, passion and happiness. She is loved by all her friends and loves them more then they know. She is a true, honest, amazing friend and will always think about her friends before herself. <3

Janice is a beautiful woman who has a distinctive personality. She can laugh at anything, including herself and you too; at times. Janice is especially kind and caring towards others. She’s a woman who above all else knows the value of having fun, and not taking life too seriously. She is a woman that you can trust and count on when you’re in need of someone who cares and will brighten your day. She is a woman who can inexplicably make you feel really good about yourself by pointing out your qualities and downplaying your faults. Just by being around her brings great sadness when she is gone. She is a woman who I will never really get to know.

Janice.
She is the girl you meet and right away you feel like you can be yourself around her. She is silly, fun, has this sort of fast exciting clap that makes you know she is happy and knowing that is all that matters. She is scare easily which makes is very fun to try to scare her but don't do it too much, she will not enjoy it. This Janice is my Janice and holy poop I am a lucky guy to have her (oh yea she likes the word poop haha) Her eyes make you want to stare at them for hours, they change color with the weather with her mood. This girl can change my mood from irritated, mad, stressful to happy, she makes me want to be my best! Word of advice, you can look at my Janice but you cannot touch her.

an annoying woman, usually pretentious with very large teeth.

the person you can't stand, but tolerate because your friend finds their company endearing -- based off the TV sitcom FRIENDS.