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A yorkshire term for an asshole that has had so many men through it it no longer has muscle memory and unable to please all but the largest of cocks. Usually someone with a Janes Farts in public but makes no sound. Guy 1 " Before we go home tonight i must warn you i have a Janes"
Guy 2 " Thats alright you have a mouth dont you |
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A retard who is always left on their own at the end of the night and ends up going home with a group of men to bite on a pillow while being passed around "Whose that Janes over there"
" That Janes is going to get such a bashing tonight in is arse" |
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An englishman with a debilitating disease known as penisminimus " small cock syndrome ". due to the inabilty to please females they are quite commonly used by the gay community as a "coming out" partner, as the pain would not be as severe. " Man it must be cold in here, or your just a janes!"
" I want my first man on man expierience to be with a janes, it wouldnt hurt as much as a normal guy" |
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Englishman who hangs around mens toilets, breathing heavily and challenging the many theories on the meaning of life. Janes's will commonly use a van to transport themselves from public toilet to public toilet.. praying on the innocent. " dude i was taking a piss after lunch and this Janes appeared and was asking me how to draft a P6 schedule!"
" This janes the other day was wearing a gas mask and fisting himself in one of the cubicles.... i decided to piss on the street " |
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1. A slang word for marijuana, derived from mary jane, another slang word for the drug
2. Coloquial term for being high on marijuana, used by paolo nutini in his song 'Coming up Easy'. From the same derivation as the first meaning Other spellings include jaine and jain 1. "got janes?"
"I'm sooooo jained that my voice is all croaky" 2. "Sunday morning, got the hazy, hazy janes" - Paolo Nutini |
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