| 1. | Jane-Hoe | ||
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1. The girl you wake up next to in bed after a party and have no clue who she is. Closely resembling a Jane Doe, but still alive. 2. A single female or group of females you have never met in any fashion of social setting. ex1.me: "man I'm tired of the same crusty bitches in the hoeladex, we need to aquire us some fresh meat, some Jane-hoes.
ex2. them: " man I saw you leave the party with some chick last night, who was she?" me: " I have no clue man, I woke up this morning and there was Jane-hoe lying next to" ex.3. *while driving in a car* " man check out them fine Jane-Hoes on the corner!" ex4. me:"man lest hit up (insert club name here) theres always a fine selection of Jane-hoes. |
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| 2. | late night tip | ||
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When a group of horny highschool boys (from an all boys school in Nashville, Tennessee) call up about 50 girls who all say no except 5 hoes, usually in the grade below, to agree to sneak over and get "wasted" in the rich boy's pool house. "Dude, I think I got an STD from that late night tip last night with Mary."
or (ON THE PHONE): "hey, we're gonna come get you on the late night tip at your house and take you back to john's, fuck you, then you can get a cab ride home" |
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| 3. | Jane and Finch | ||
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Disgusting neighborhood in North Toronto. Jane and Finch is full of a bunch of immigrants from places like the Caribbean and Africa. These immigrants seem to think they are entitled to welfare and public housing for some reason, and they are often too lazy to work. They also tend to hate white people even though it was the mistake of whites to let their lazy asses into Canada. Young men from Jane and Finch like to emulate American gangsters, so they often take to gun violence and dressing like complete slobs with their pants riding below their butt cracks. The girls tend to be hoes that get knocked up by worthless gangstas. The more bastards they give birth to, the more welfare they get from the government which means that hard working white people will be taxed more. That person who goes to the University of Western Ontario probably got in because they went to a terrible high school with low standards, or maybe the white liberals on the admissions board let him/her in because they have soft hearts. Clearly this person is not very intelligent if they believe that Jane and Finch is a good neighborhood. T Murdura: Hey T Dogg, I sure hate how white people let us into Canada and then gave us welfare and free housing. It is so unfair that I smell like ass and have to ride the TTC.
T Dogg: Yea mon tru say. Back in Jamaica I would slaughter that maa fucka. Let’s go to the T dot O dot and wear our fitted Blue Jay hats and a big white T shirt to represent Jane and Finch. White guy: It isn't my fault that I have a good family, discipine and a good work ethic. Maybe you could afford a car if you didn't have such a rotten attitude. |
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| 4. | bro-choice | ||
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A classier, albeit douchier, way to say "bros before hoes" Girlfriend: "did you hearth John and Jane broke up?...whos side is you on?"
Boyfriend: "girl you know I am bro-choice." (and then he slaps her in the face with a horse whip) |
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| 5. | bro ho | ||
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A teenage girl who is extremely obsessed with bronzer, lifted trucks, the desert, dirt bikes and quads, the hot guy they saw in Tilly's or Hanger 94 and calling themselves bro ho's
They are normally the life of the party and enjoy being slutty, such showing a leopard print thong Obssesed with taking pics of themselves and their other bro friends Also - the female variation of a Bro Jane: OMG! i just saw a guy with a So-Cal shirt on...and he totally freakin lives in like San Jose, Ca...wat a poser..however his lifted F350 is pretty hotttt!
Destiny: Dude! U r such a freaking bro ho! |
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| 6. | fuggin | ||
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the word "fucking" said by post-hardcore skater/stoner hardass. lets go finger those fuggin fifth grade hoes!
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| 7. | Slut Ho | ||
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A sexual permiscuious man or woman who sleeps with whomever she can, sometimes for personal gain, but mostly cause she's a nappy headed ho. They can be seen as either a beneficial aspect of human culture or an obimination to mankind. Everybody knows one, everyone's fucked one; nobody talks about them, but everyone wants one. Politicians love slut hoes. That slut ho Sally had sex with Dick more fifty times in the first month they met, before they even started dating.
Jane got caught fucking Dick in the kitchen by her pimp. Jane screamed, "Run Dick run!" He said, "You stupid slut ho, better not be getting any diseases! You know I don't fool around. Bitch, where's my money!?" |
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