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A postulate coined by a man named Jan, which states that "If all men are perverted, then all women must be sluttish."
Woman: "What a pervert. Just like every other man."

Man: "So I guess your admitting that you're a slut then."
Woman: "Why?"
Man: "According to Jan's Law, if all men are perverted, then al women must be sluttish."
by +*+*+ April 09, 2010

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