| 50. | happy as a goldfish in the sea | ||
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happy as a goldfish in the sea, ahh those immortal words, bring a tear to the old eye.....well well well, i beg to disagreee, i do admit to uttering those words when i was hmmm under the influence. But nothing at all can compare to jan flashing at an eleven year old and kissing her little brothers terrrfieed friends. I rest my case. Plus theses words made a lot of sense at the time, and think about it, how happy would a goldfish be, surrounded by all that water, like a kid in a candy shop!! ''euan, look at my pants!!!Do u like my pants, heee heeee hooo hooo, jan cant stop rockiiiiin!''
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| 51. | Jan Brummit | ||
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Closed-minded tofu eatin' liberal who thinks she is right about every fucking thing and is never right about anything.Also could mean lazy piece of shit. Fuck you you jan brummit!!
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| 52. | jan brummit | ||
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closed-minded hippy liberal who thinks she is right about everything and never is actually right about anything.
Also could mean lazy piece of hippy dung. You are such a jan brummit, I am trying to tell you herpes is a bad thing.
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| 53. | Brett Jan | ||
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To jump from one bed to another, a great distance away. "He just jumped to that bed and pulled a Brett Jan."
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| 54. | Jan-ken-pon | ||
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Rock-paper-scissors game, usually pronounced "junk an' a po". When playing jan-ken-pon: "Junk an' a PO! (show hand sign) I canna' SHOW! (show hand sign)" Or the long version "Junk an' a monk an' a socka socka PO! (show hand sign) Wailupe, Wailupe, bang bang JOE! (show hand sign)" No fair atomic bombs!
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| 55. | Hertog Jan | ||
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A dutch beer , but much better than Heineken
dude 1 : yo man check this out I just bought a case of heineken
dude 2 : omfg you f*cking noob , go buy hertog jan! |
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| 56. | George Glass | ||
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What's the matter, didn't anyone out there ever watch the
Brady Bunch? They were so "Groovy" & "Far-out"! Anyway, in one episode, Jan (Eve Plumb), was envious of Marsha,Marsha,Marsha, and all of her "Hunks" playing hide the sausage, meanwhile, she (Jan) wasn't very talented @ playing the "skin flute", So she create, (so to speak) An imaginary boyfriend named... GEORGE GLASS Jorje: Que passa my freng? Homes, that Jan is looking "Kaliente"
Pedro: Jew better chill Meng, ... You better not let George Glass hear you! I heard that he is one bad Gringo! By the way, did you ever see him? Jorje: Nah vatto, you? Pedro: Nah, but I heard that he's so BAD... he can blow bubbles through bricks!!! |
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