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Random individual of questionable intelligence. Synonyms: Schmoe, Jabrone. Possibly from Java + Mocha, historical sources of coffee. See Regular Joe.
I got a phone call from some Jamoche trying to sell me aluminum siding.
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1.some person who is unnormal.
2. somone who is crazy
my litlle cousin is such a jamoche
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Similar to a "Gringo" in Mexican terminology, but originally a Native American term from mountain Indians, pre-Five Nations.

This is a word that means the lowest form of human. The word is also commonly used by Inner-city Italians, quite possibly adopted by the rowdy, Italians who visited the friendly Natives.
A iWasichu/i is a "fat stealer", a Washi-Manu is one who i"steals everything/anything/i and a Jamoche is a "iPOS with no morals/i"

Pauly: "So dis jamoche was hangin' `round like he knew someone and had reason to be there, So I says to him, 'Eh; Do I know you? Wudda you doin' here?' You know what he says? Yeah, that scum bag piece of shit says to me, he says; His mutha thought havin' a kid would be a good idea. Then he yells at me..."

"Watsamatta you, va fongul; You a wise-guy or sumpin?"

"... So I shot the piece of shit in the knee, that mooley, piece of shit. The nerve of that guy...

"... Wait, there's more. While fixing his knee I says to him, I says 'Yeah, I'm a wise-guy... VA FONGUL?l'. I mean, it's not like he was gonna be usin' that leg, he didn't act like he was plannin' on walkin' anywhere anytime soon. Piece of shit. You should have seen him. Nobody cared `bout him, so we threw him in the collettore where he belonged. I couldn't believe the mouth on him. That fuckin' Jamoche. Anyways... wudda youse guys doin' here?"
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An easily exciteable single adult male in the age range of 20-25, who can often be found "bro'n out." Jamoches have little to no facial hair, are interested in fitness, and engage in random seemingly bizarre activities which do not reflect age appropiate behavior. Examples of such activities involve getting up early for long walks (a behavior which is too "mature" for the Jamoche), playing large amounts of Video and Board Games (too "immature" for the Jamoche). This aspect of the Jamoche is indicative of the level of awkwardness that one can expect when sharing a social experience with him. Two or more Jamoches are referred to as a "Jamocha shake."
"I saw Phil sucking on a lollipop today." "yea he's such a Jamoche."
by Steve Wiberg January 30, 2008
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Similar to a "Gringo" in Mexican terminology, but originally a Native American term from mountain Indians, pre-Five Nations.

This is a word that means the lowest form of human. The word is also commonly used by Inner-city Italians, quite possibly adopted by the rowdy, Italians who visited the friendly Natives.
A iWasichu/i is a "fat stealer", a Washi-Manu is one who i"steals everything/anything/i and a Jamoche is a "iPOS with no morals/i"

Pauly: "So dis jamoche was hangin' `round like he knew someone and had reason to be there, So I says to him, 'Eh; Do I know you? Wudda you doin' here?' You know what he says? Yeah, that scum bag piece of shit says to me, he says; His mutha thought havin' a kid would be a good idea. Then he yells at me..."

"Watsamatta you, va fongul; You a wise-guy or sumpin?"

"... So I shot the piece of shit in the knee, that mooley, piece of shit. The nerve of that guy...

"... Wait, there's more. After I shoot him in the knee I says to him, I says 'Yeah, I'm a wise-guy... va fungul?'. I mean, it's not like he was gonna be usin' that leg, he didn't act like he was plannin' on walkin' anywhere anytime soon. Piece of shit. You should have seen him. Nobody cared `bout him, so we threw him in the collettore where he belonged. Damn Jamoche; I couldn't believe the mouth on him."
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An easily exciteable single adult male in the age range of 20-25, who can often be found "bro'n out," playing copoius amounts of Video Games and Darts. Jamoches have little to no facial hair, are interested in fitness, and engage in random seemingly bizarre activities which do not reflect age appropiate behavior. Examples of such activities involve getting up early for long walks for Their unintelligence is highly noticable
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