Guy 2: Dude at least she had a lot of hair to grab on.
Maria:"Are we talking about Jamie? She is not as innocent as she looks!"
Justin: "Oh really?"
Tim: "She is hot! Trust me dude, you should get together with her! Jamie is Sexy in bed!"
Maria: "I told you so"
Guy 2: Ya, you're really fucking stupid, you POS
Guy 3: Hey, wtf man!
Guy 1: Shut the fuck up you pussy, you remind me of JAMIE.
Guy 2: oooooooooooooooh SHIT DAWG
Guy 3: oh fuck, shit, SHIT NO WAY YOU DIDN'T CALL ME THAT WHAT THE FUCKING FUCK. YOU GUYS ARE SEVERE ASSHOLES.
Guy 1: STFU AND FUCK RIGHT OFF.
Guy2: HE'S A JAMIE HAHAH YOU SUCK ANUS!!!
Guy 3: *Immediately shotguns a six pack, pisses his pants, passes out- wakes up buys a 24, chugs it all in 4 hours, pisses himself again, passes out- pisses himself again, wakes up says he got laid.