Jamesism is a personality disorder that, although not included in the DSM-IV, is widely acknowledged and feared for its severity. A person suffering Jamesism is preoccupied with solely thinking, talking and dreaming about his dreamgirl, who for sure isn’t interested in him. He has the tendency to buy her cars, accuse people of being a Nazi when they tell him to let the girl alone and videotape people –preferably of the same gender – naked just in case he ever feels the need to blackmail them.
“Wow, what’s up with that dude?”
“He can’t help it: he has Jamesism, some kind of OCPD or sumting.”
Jamesism- a disease that affects the part of the brain that doesn't want you to make friends. It includes threatening people with metal bats, , saying you can drink when you're a complete pussy, frenching the toilet seat and overall being a lazy fuck who complains about doing nothing.
Jamesism is rare in college students but it is statistically proven that one in every dorm level contains someone who is suffering from Jamesism.
Yo can I sleep in your room tonight, my roommate's Jamesism is flaring up again.