to gratify one's self in a lonely, yet dignified manner; and lasting an uneccessary amount of time. This process usually occurs many times in one day, often to soft rock or catchy pop songs.
I don't have a girlfriend, so i spent all last saturday Jamesing; almost to the point of dehydration.
To absolutely do nothing or to be unproductive for more than ten hours a day. This includes but is not limited to: sleeping, gaming, thinking about nothing on the bed, taking up space, and thinking about not Jamesing
"A: What are you doing? You have a final tomorrow?!
B:I'm Jamesing son... Don't bother me I got this shit
A: You sure? you said this last final and you got your ass fucked hard...
B: Good shit good shit"
1. To James
An action with anything related to metal, bros, happiness, or weed in it. Often accompanied with a props/high five/bro handshake.
An awesome metalhead who does all of the above daily. Can often be seen in English class headbanging. Sadly will never be as good at guitar as Haydon. See Haydoning.
Ben: Howdy Jacob
Jacob: Yo man... METAL!
Ben: Don't even trying jamesing me man.
James: Yo man... METAL!
Ben: AHHHH YOU'RE JAMESING ME!
James: Haha thanks bro my man (Props) yo I'm so happy right now (Bro hugs), LET'S DO SOME WEEEED! (Highfives).
Haydon: Hey dude did you listen to Bullet for my Valentine yet?
James: FUCK OFF!!!! AGHHHH METALLLLLL!!
It is when you finger a girl in the club while dancing with her.
Yo bro, I just got done jamesing that bitch, smell
A Mixture Of James From Team Rocket And Koffing.
James And Koffing Were Gay Together And Created A Jamesing