b)Also known as "Queefer," see queef
or Trash, but only when complaining about how much football is terrible.
c)One who wears "upstate swag" i.e. pockets hanging out of pajama pants and large dixie/diner t-shirts.
d) a disability describing one who is stubborn beyond all belief, cannot do anything for themselves (i.e. laundry or grilled cheese sammiches), and is picked upon by all friends for such retardation