Often associated with a person with the name James.
1: To be one with increadably bad hygene and mass ammounts of hair on feet resembling a hobbit.
2: Also speaks in a horrible fashion by mixing up words in every sentence. (See Engrish)
2a: "Me Jame going to mall now."
2b: "Jame here now"
2c: "Jame to home going soon now."
2d: "Missing Jame link life to"
2a: "I, Jame am going to the mall."
2b: "I am here now."
2c: "I must go home soon."
2d: "I am the missing link to life."
Currently the word James can be used to mean an enormous penis and anyone with that name can be assumed to possess a heavy and girthy penis.
"Look at the buldge in his trousers, he MUST have a James in there girlfriend!"
"I don't think I could ever fit a James in my mouth."
He is my James in shining armour.