Jamba Juice

God's own natural lubricant that comes out of your girlfriend a.k.a. pussy dew

When I pulled out of that bitch my dick was covered in her Jamba Juice.

by Chris DP August 18, 2005

Jamba Juice

Alcoholic beverages of any kind, that get you right lit. Typically mixed drinks. Can also be an all natural smoothie.

2. Smoothies from the Jamba Juice shop, they are all natural and sinfully sweet.

1. Nina: Did you see that giant glass of Jamba Juice that tiny blonde had?

Ki-Ki: No! Where do we get one?

Nina: The bartender said they are a buy one get one free right now, and they are 15% alcohol volume per glass!

Ki-Ki: I'll take four!!!!

2. Jess: Damn these are good, I might get diabetes from how sweet they are but at least Jamba Juice smoothies are all natural.

by Saline_Ritual May 18, 2016

Jamba Juice

1. A delicious place where you can get a variety of healthy smoothies and other refreshments.
2. An easy way to say "What's the matter with you?"

1. "Let's go to Jamba Juice gang, I really have to wet my whistle with a delicious smoothy!"
2. "Jamba Juice Monique?"

by Slim Shadow October 2, 2005

Jamba Juice

Smoothies made by God himself.

Let there be Jamba Juice!

by doitphaggot April 13, 2008

Jamba Juice

A refreshingly tasty place where all sorts of tropical to native fruits are blended to create the best tasting smoothies and shakes. Jamba Juice dates back in the 1960's when a man tried blending an assortment of fruits. During the process, he cut himself and yelled 'Jamba!'. But when customers tasted his new creation, it become a legend, known as Jamba Juice!

WARNING: Drinks may be so good that you will glup them down in minutes, but watch out for brain-freeze!

Jamba Juice is tasty!
Jamba Juice has many varieties!

by Sact and Alex July 12, 2004

Jamba Juice

an extreamely tasty smoothie made with all natural fruits and sold at stores called Jamba Juice. The smoothies come in a variety of different flavors and you can also add boosts in your smoothie. Some of these boosts are vitaboosts, energyboosts, and imunityboosts.

I'm in the mood for something jambaish and juicy and i'm a fruithead so i like fruit. i know, let's get Jamba Juice

by spicytaquito July 4, 2005

Jamba Juice

all natural fruit smoothies. good stuff.

let's go get some fuckin jamba juice.

by riloh February 27, 2003