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Jalyssa is one of the most sexist girls i've ever seen. She has a hot body. And beautiful face and personality. God i dont know what i'd do with my beautiful jalyssa.
Jalyssa is honestly so amazing
by -Annonn September 12, 2013
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An obviously fake name used as an alias for a lethal international secret agent. Doubles as a hot stripper name for cute hair stylists. TRIPLES as a chosen name for enterprising young Asian girls who do not know that it is a fake Western name. One suspects that the person named Jalyssa is actually just an Alyssa who really likes J...you know like, jam...and other stuff. Can also use the name to describe a situation that has just become awesome.
Oh man, this party has just gone Jalyssa!
by puredidi December 23, 2014
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Jalyssa is a loving,kind,sweet person you can always count on!she is there whenever you need a friend.she is amazing!Everyone wants to be her because how smart,and loving she is to everyone .So if you get her don't ever let her go.๐Ÿ’—
Jalyssa:hey
Person:oh my gosh she just talked to me๐Ÿ˜Š
by From,adri๐Ÿ’ž May 20, 2017
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