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Jalop is a term used by the elitist shitheads that read Jalopnik to describe themselves. Jalops have a sheer hatred of SUVs, old Cadillacs, America, and anything mildly luxurious. Jalops think anyone who doesn't drive a Miata or motorcycle should be shot for attempting to own something mildly practical. Hey Jalop, can you pop the hood?
Naw, I don't know how. Hey, wait, this is a Tahoe. I'm gonna get my boyfriend and we're gonna piss on it together. |
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To smack or attack someone with a penis. *thwack*
I just jaloped you! |
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a dumb or goofy person your a jalop for locking the keys in the car.
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the ability to commit an action, abrasive or discrete, and overwhelm the minds of others. There is nothing like waking up and jaloping like that for the first time.
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Not only a dangerous form of martial arts, but a very helpful way to finish chores faster. "Hey suckah, gimme yo monay!"
*zip* "What the?" *Thwack!* |
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v. To cock slap someone, typically in the face, also see jallop. After beating Joe in Warcraft III, Tommy jaloped him right in the face.
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What Cosmix said
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To lift a person through the sides by gripping with both hands. You better shapeup or else I JALOP you.
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