"Twilight should have been about Jalice instead of the awkward Bella and Edward."
"Team Jalice Forever!"
"Some Jalice fanfictions are much better than the whole twilight saga put together."
"Who cares if they sparkle, they're Jalice!"
"Vote 1 Team Jalice: In reality, you'd totally do us"
"Alice Cullen is perfection and Jasper Hale turned me Bi, YEAH TEAM JALICE!"