That feeling you get when you have to take a massive shit and cannot let it out for the life of you. If you are feeling this way or anything similar to this, call your local hospital and/or contact your personal doctor immediately for you may only have 7 days to live. In the worst case scenario, you may simply bleed out of your asshole (or "butthole") for at least a month or more. Nonetheless, call your doctor and/or local hospital.
by Zimbobwe May 13, 2012