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5. Jalapeno
THIS SHIT IS POTENT!
Numb: I just had a jalapeno
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1. jalapeno
As pronounced "jel-ah-peh-no" is a Rickyism for the true pronunciation of "Jalapeno".
Bubbles: "'Hal-eh-pee-no'...not 'jel-eh-peh-no."

Ricky: "What in the fuck are you guys talkin' about?"

Bubbles: "'Hal-eh-pee-no'. That's how you pronounce it."

Ricky: "I know how to pronounce it. I ordered fuckin' 'jel-ah-peh-no'."

Jalapenos.
2. jalapeno
A big boned white girl, with a big butt, that a man of latin descent longs for, to make the salsa.
Oh man, look at the jalapeno! I want to make some salsa with her.

That jalapeno would make some great salsa.
3. Jalapeno
Verb.

The act of expelling jalapeno seeds from the penis during orgasm. Tthe seeds are secretly inserted into the male urethra before intrercourse and transferred into the vagina during orgasm, causing intense genital burning for both parties.
Yeah, the relationship wasn't working out so I jalapenoed her and unfriended her on facebook
4. Jalapeno
A word used to describe someone that is unable to pronounce their own name.
Sarah: Jade is such a 'Jalapeno'
Laura: Yeh I know, what kind of person doesn't know how to pronounce their own surname?
6. Jalapeno
my bro(in theory) and he is very wierd and funny lolz
Jalapeno
7. jalapeno
A term for a really hot girl
(chick walks in) Dude...jalapeno!
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