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When the remnants of jalapenos are on the hand of someone that is giving head and the guys penis is suddenly set ablaze When my girl and I talked about spicing up our sex life I was not thinking about a jalapenis!
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The burning feeling felt after forgetting to wash your hands after handling chilies, and then urinating. He walked out of the toilets in pain, a severe case of jalapenis ..... will teach him to wear rubber gloves next time he cooks mexican!
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Whilst wearing a sombrero or pancho, take a condom, dip it in the Atomic sauce at Quaker and rub ghost chili's on it, then fuck a girl in preferably the butthole, but the vagina will do. To spice up their sex life Sal and Emily tried the Jalapenis, needless to say Emily couldn't walk right for about two weeks.
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A penis that is hot, spicy and you want it in your mouth. "That jalapenis was so hot, I could barely keep it in my mouth"
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