The horrific burning sensation that occurs if you forget to wash your hands after chopping jalapenos and then go to the bathroom and/or partake in a little self- or other-loving. May also be known as jalagina.
"I had too much corona while making tacos and had to take a piss. My jalapenis is killing me."
"Barry started giving me some loving in the kitchen. Little did I know that he had been chopping peppers. My jalagina is the worst."