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A penis that is hot, spicy and you want it in your mouth.
"That jalapenis was so hot, I could barely keep it in my mouth"
by Lady123456 January 20, 2009
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The burning feeling felt after forgetting to wash your hands after handling chilies, and then urinating.
He walked out of the toilets in pain, a severe case of jalapenis ..... will teach him to wear rubber gloves next time he cooks mexican!
by El Craigo May 27, 2008
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A medical affliction caused to a man when he touches jalapeño and then forgets to wash his hands before using the bathroom.
jalapeñis is A medical affliction caused to a man when he touches jalapeño and then forgets to wash his hands before using the bathroom.
by EOC September 19, 2013
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Whilst wearing a sombrero or pancho, take a condom, dip it in the Atomic sauce at Quaker and rub ghost chili's on it, then fuck a girl in preferably the butthole, but the vagina will do.
To spice up their sex life Sal and Emily tried the Jalapenis, needless to say Emily couldn't walk right for about two weeks.
by salandemily123 September 26, 2011
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The horrific burning sensation that occurs if you forget to wash your hands after chopping jalapenos and then go to the bathroom and/or partake in a little self- or other-loving. May also be known as jalagina.
"I had too much corona while making tacos and had to take a piss. My jalapenis is killing me."

"Barry started giving me some loving in the kitchen. Little did I know that he had been chopping peppers. My jalagina is the worst."
by JMRY October 24, 2013
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When the remnants of jalapenos are on the hand of someone that is giving head and the guys penis is suddenly set ablaze
When my girl and I talked about spicing up our sex life I was not thinking about a jalapenis!
by craftypineapple January 23, 2013
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