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A tall creature that roams the north-east coast of America. This creature stands on two feet mostly but has no knees. The Jakoka is a strange creature because it is abnormally large for an asexualy reproducing animal. The Jakoka is a party freak. The Jakoka has no neck. The Jakoka lays eggs. The Jakoka is a loveable creature and is a very good wingman.
by A_C_Unit December 05, 2010

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