A self-proclaimed "Greatest Man That Ever Lived". While self-proclaimed, a Jakob will have done much to prove it to the world, such as pimping on every woman on the planet, being selected to breed with two ladies (in a church youth group no less), and surviving being molested by an army of 12-13 year old girls going through puberty.
One cannot be described as a Jakob without first paddling more than 10 miles on an elliptical, hitting the floor and doing 10,000 crunches, turning over and doing 333 push-ups, and then taking a girl and performing The Jakob Effect (Full Nelson into a Side Effect) on her through three burning tables and onto an elliptical below her, but not before giving her a Cross Bomb from atop a nearby Stairmaster.
A Jakob is not a gentleman; HE WILL cum in your mouth.
"I am Jakob
, hear me roar!"
Jakob is someone that is irreplaceable to you in your life. If he is a part of your family, you adore him, if he is your bestfriend you adore him, and if he is your boyfriend, then you adore him. But if he is all three of those you are head over heels in love with this kid.
Jakob is spontaneous, adventurous, athletic, and so loving. He is someone with visible strength within his muscles but also within his heart. He is someone you never want to lose because he is just that incredible to you, and everyone around it can see it as well. Jacobs are common but Jakobs are rare, once you meet a Jakob you'll never look at anyone else like you do at him. There is most typically only one Jakob in your life and that one is in it forever. He is honest, and faithful, and loves you for you. Most of all though, you truly love
Girl: Do you see how much she is in love with that kid named Jakob that moved here?
Boy: Yeah.. Kinda makes me wish i could date him.. I mean.. He seems like a cool guy.
Jakob's are rare and rather disginguished group from the Jacob
's. Often mixed up, these two are completely different. Because of their name you know they come from an artistic or at the very least different family.
Jakob's are usually artistic in some form, usually one of their own or one they don't see often. Not easily motivated and rather lazy. Usually gothic and very popular among the goths.
Their relationship with other social groups may vary, as they tend to judge person by person. They have been knows to dabble from group to group with the noted exception of preps, as they are usually unintelligent. He is a good judge of character and knows who rocks, who sucks, and who sucks the cock.
They absolutely hate the inexcusable unintelligence of people. If they are stupid in a form that is not accepted and something they should be knowledgeable of at such an age, such as common sence or not understanding of the simplist of subjects. They themselves tend to think ahead often too much. Surprisingly average at chess.
Jakob's appearences vary quite a bit, and tend to attract one type of person constantly. This type of person changes with each Jakob of course. They tend to be sauve when they try to be, until meeting someone that they wish to date, as opposed to someone wanting to date them. Mutual feelings bring them back in their "comfort zone".
Differences of Jacob and Jakob
Jacob: That weird kid in the corner who doesn't talk much.
Jakob: The cool kid in the dark corner who talks only when necesarry.
Jakob is an awesome name, for awesome people. Its arameic, and means "Follower of god" but few Jakob`s are religious. A Jakob has the ability to be serious and funny at the same time, and if you want a shoulder to cry on, go find a Jakob. Jakob`s are funny, kind, smart-dressed, intelligent, streetsmart, and a Bro to count on. Hell take the fat girl home, so you can get laid with her sexy friend. A Jakob is abit weird, but in a cool way. Imagine a Hipster Barney, with the brain of Stephen Hawking, and the swag of T.I. and the wit of Christopher Hitchens, and there you have it.
" Dude, I hung out woth Jakob last night, he is just as awesome as you said."
"Jakob totally owned that douchebag
in class the other day, and stole his girlfriend."
"Jakob explained the meaning of life last night, and made me a Nutella
Baconsandwich. He is so cool."
Jakob are you a Jakobatron?
Man that Jakob is so sniggley!
Jakob is scrumptious!
Jakobs are very mysterious, they don't like to hang with the usual crowd. Very smart but they never do their homework. Jakobs enjoy being secluded, they wouldn't want to waste any of their life around people they can't connect with. Jakobs love horror, films and horror films. Jakobs are hard to figure out. But once you do decipher one, You'll discover just how amazing Jakobs are. Jakobs are the funniest most incredibly passionate
, caring, sexy, loving, adoring, kissable
, warm hearted, handsome, affectionate, dedicated
, deeply understanding, spontaneous
, crazy lovers you will have ever known. A Jakob is the kind of guy you couldn't go a day without. You could talk with one for hours and feel like you are the only two people in the world. They stick to their guns and are good at making smart-ass comebacks. Jakobs are some of the creepiest
looking guys but still manage to be unbelievably attractive. Long dark curly hair and deep dark brown eyes. Jakobs are endless pits of unspoken emotion. Jakobs tend to have incredible smiles and perfect laughs. You will never forget
the first time you see a Jakob smile at you. They can turn you on instantly. They have the ability to love you un...
An amazing friend who will always be there for you, whether your low or happy. He loves to laugh, he's extremely athletic, cute in every single way. Humble, not caught up by what everybody else is doing. Has good manners, comes from a good family. Jakobs are awesome, and differ from Jacobs. They always are nice to everyone, do not judge, and an all around good person. Anyone lucky enough to know a Jakob is blessed, especially one in particular.
He's such a Jakob. I wish I was as cool as him.