One of the cutest guys in school.....but once to know him he is a complete dick.
Jake, a guy at your school.
1. The best
2. the shiz
"man, that guys a jake
An Asian prostitute who lives in the East Coast of the United States. Jake's are very frisky and tend to bite. They have no reproductive organs or self control.
Dude, I just saw a Jake in New York!
A born King
or other high monarch. (monarch Latin: monarcha (mono: "one/the best of all" + arch "chief" + a "hAte for hAters") which referred to a single, at least nominally, absolute ruler)
He is born that way. Its not his fault that he is mightier than you. A person that doesn't accept his greatness is generally referred to as a faggot
. His leadership is bringing mankind back to light.
Even though he really hates you for being a homo you just can't but love him because of his stupid offending jokes.
He would always stand up for his mates with his "I don't give a f*ck-face" and being good cunt all the time.
Better knee down when you meet him as this is the only proper way to show him your submissiveness and the right height to suck him off.
You get to experience a higher purpose of life following your leader, jake.
Guy 1: LETS GO LIFT FOR THE THIRD TIME TODAY.
Guy 2: No, I don't want to.
Guy 1: GOD YOU'RE SUCH A JAKE.
crazy ginger kid that no one likes, puts a show on for children at local parks, pole dances LIKE A BOSS, rolls in grass, has a blow up doll that he does "the nastys" every night well watching videos on the tweeker website ... and gets hit in the face with key boards by "Beth's ".
person 1 - "why is Jake
pole dancing LIKE A BOSS"
person 2 - " because Jake
is trying to impress little children... "
person 3 - " I always see Jake
doing things to himself in the
grass. AWINK "
Dude 1: "Yo, where can I get a piece?!"
Dude 2: "Talk to them Jakes over there"
A Jake is someone who will drive you crazy by playing hard to get. Once you get to know him at first, he's the sweetest guy that gives you butterflies. Later on though, he becomes bossy and makes you mad. He tries to make you jealous.
"Hey do you still talk to Jake?"
"No, he's turned into a jerk lately. "