A half jew douchey fuck from Horseheads, NY thats sports a massive 3.5 inch penis. Never seen without a dip in his mouth and always easy to spot in large crowds because of his enormous schnoz. This species is extremely ugly and may burn your eyeballs.
I saw Jake at the mall today and almost fucking threw up he was so ugly
an amazing guy that is really funny and really adorable that you cant help but love .
wow, i really want a jake (:
A extremely long penis of at least fourteen inches.
She told me she wanted it, so I just whipped out Jake and waxed dat azz!
A super hot, funny, compassionate, sweet, adorable guy (MAN). He always has a hot girlfriend and is really strong. His smile is contagious.
hot chick #1: I would kill myself if only I could see Jake's large, gigantic, masculine penis once before I died.
hot chick #2-200988340983409384098304983: YES!!! WE ALL WOULD!
Jake is the cutest boy you'll ever meet, or look at, he has great taste in music and has the most amazing hair ever, he's the best friend you'll never meet, he is loveable and caring, if somethings wrong he'll try to make everything better
I love you Jake <3
That boy is so cute. . .
Well he should be, he's a Jake.
a being of extreme sexual nature. often refered to as a scientific breakthrough because no one can stare at him longer that 2 seconds without craping their pants on a count of his astonishing beauty.
"i dare you to stare at jake for 3 seconds"
"1....2.... GOD DAMNIT!!!!"
sexy man who is incredible at fucking and has a great bod.
wow, look at him, he is such a jake
we was riden down the street and the jakes pulled us over.