jake: that didnt hurt, because i have no soul, feelings, or emotions. especially towards the girls i say that i love.
sami&rachel: you heartless son of a bitch. go to hell
I love you Jake <3
Well he should be, he's a Jake.
hot chick #2-200988340983409384098304983: YES!!! WE ALL WOULD!
"1....2.... GOD DAMNIT!!!!"