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64. Jake
1. (v., inf) (To Jake Up) Jake - To destroy; to dishevel; to misconstrue; to be unaware and not understand an assignment 2. to undeliberately, yet completely mess something up that needs work. 3. To pretend that someone else's work is your own, and interperet that work as such, without really having done anything yourself.
John: Oh man, I can't believe that Jeff did that. He pretended that the problem was fixed, and that he did all the work on it.

James: Really? Did he actually fix the problem, though?

John: No, he just stole my idea and jaked it up further.

James: Then go Jake up his ride.
1. jake
an amazing guy that is really funny and really adorable that you cant help but love .
wow, i really want a jake (:
2. Jake
A extremely long penis of at least fourteen inches.
She told me she wanted it, so I just whipped out Jake and waxed dat azz!
3. jake
A super hot, funny, compassionate, sweet, adorable guy (MAN). He always has a hot girlfriend and is really strong. His smile is contagious.
hot chick #1: I would kill myself if only I could see Jake's large, gigantic, masculine penis once before I died.

hot chick #2-200988340983409384098304983: YES!!! WE ALL WOULD!
4. jake
a being of extreme sexual nature. often refered to as a scientific breakthrough because no one can stare at him longer that 2 seconds without craping their pants on a count of his astonishing beauty.
"i dare you to stare at jake for 3 seconds"
"no problem!"
"1....2.... GOD DAMNIT!!!!"
5. Jake
Jake is the cutest boy you'll ever meet, or look at, he has great taste in music and has the most amazing hair ever, he's the best friend you'll never meet, he is loveable and caring, if somethings wrong he'll try to make everything better
I love you Jake <3
That boy is so cute. . .

Well he should be, he's a Jake.
6. jake
sexy man who is incredible at fucking and has a great bod.
wow, look at him, he is such a jake
7. jake
the police.
we was riden down the street and the jakes pulled us over.
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