Top Definition
Some fat kid who has absolutely no neck. He is hated by the world and evolves to Tony Zreik by night. His girlfriend hangs him by the penis. He is the most disrespectful bastard and he is the epitimy of disgust. Always buys different kinds of cigarettes and never shares. At this very moment you are reading this he has 10 packs of cigarettes.
Your such a fucking jake zreik! Why do you live?
Why are you jake zreik?! Why can't you be Tony Zreik?!
Fuck you Jake Zreik!
Ya I will give a cigarette. Who do I look like?! Jake Zreik!
by PigTurfe66 November 09, 2011

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