Based on the most homosexual movie seen in recent cinema history: Brokeback Mountain, a man who is extremly homosexual and has the combined homosexuality of Heath Ledger and Jake Gyllenhaal to make the ultimate gay cowboy. A Jake Heath offender tends to support Tottenham Hotspur due to their homosexual fanbase.
When a man is in the mountains, he says "damn i hope Jake Heath isn't here" as he knows an extremly painful rape may be on the cards. If a man is found violently sexually abused, the police will instantly name the case 'Jake Heath'.
by Ninderman October 21, 2008