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1). President, Chairman, and CEO of JP Morgan Chase, the biggest bank in the United States.

2). Also, the name of the biggest asshole in the universe, the devil's bastard son, a total douche.

3). A small, shriveled-up cock that can only get off when stimulated by the economic exploitation of others.
Don't be a Jaime Dimon; don't masturbate to the sight of families losing their homes.

Suck my Jaime Dimon.
by Nosefuckers Incorporated December 17, 2012
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