Jäg·er·mei·ster (noun): “You know how in a fairy tale, there’s always a potion that makes the princess fall asleep and then the guy starts kissing her? Well, this is like that, except you don’t wake up in a castle–you wake up in a frat house with a bad reputation.”
After 6 shots of Jägermeister Princess Melissa from the land of TriDelt woke up on all seven of the SigEp dwarfs.
by Jägermeister August 08, 2014
A gobsmacking kraut liquer that tastes a little like sambuca, but with an herby taste. Some people swear it has a unique buzz, and I thought it did too when I first tried it...but then I remembered the spliff I smoked only moments earlier. Damn that short term memory!
You gotta love that label on the bottle with the deer buck and the cross...it's so....Jagermeister.
by bomb biscuit January 29, 2004
A little guy cumming on your face.
The jagermeister I had last night was amazing.
by TheJohnathanKeeler February 04, 2011
A tasty liquor that is drunk by every Austrian.
Jeez, I'm thirsty. Where is my bottle.
by jorg August 27, 2003
Sweet Mother of Allah. This is tasty shit form across the pond. aparently over there its mixed with the blood of a freshly slain buck. Crazy German bastards. in the states it goes well with RedBull, a tasty treat.
Always enjoy jaermeister responsibly. :)
American: I love jagermeister.
Crazy German: I take a shot blood straight outta the deer's juggular and without swallowing take a shot of Jagermeister. The smell of blood gives me a hardon.
by mahmoud ahmadinejad June 21, 2007
Popular booze.
"I shot a few Jagermeister's and then left the party."
by Diego August 14, 2003
a.k.a. "liquid asshole" for its ability to turn ordinary people into giant pricks.
Dude, I wanted to kill John Kerry last night. He was being a bigger dick than usual thanks to the liquid asshole.
by Richard Munch December 02, 2004

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