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A male who can't produce sperm, Jaffa being derived from the title of a fruit company whose Oranges are seedless.
Patrick can't have children, he's a Jaffa.
by Anonymous1337 March 28, 2007
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In cricket a Jaffa is a delvery that is unplayable.
See any Steve Harmison yorker for details
by umpirestrikesback June 17, 2005
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(n.) An impotent person (male or female) who cannot have children. In the male, this usually produces watery, or no seminal fluid.
I hear he's a jaffa


You fucking jaffa!
by Gumba Gumba May 21, 2004
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A human slave who incubates a Goa'uld larva in his chest. The Jaffa serve as the army of the Goa'uld.
by Teal'c June 13, 2003
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A sponge cake with plain chocolate and a smashing orangy bit.
I never share my jaffa cakes

Hands off my jaffas!
by Lemmiwinks December 30, 2004
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Jaffa (n) To Jaffa (v) Jaffa’d (adj) The art of Jaffa’ing is a highly technical skill and is a modern day advancement on pulling ‘bunny ears’ behind peoples heads on photographs. To Jaffa someone you must divert their attention to the camera and before the flash goes off look at your companion in disgust, quizzically or generally as if they are a total odd bod without them noticing. The result, they have unknowingly been totally jaffa’d! There are variations of the original Jaffa including:

The Double Jaffa – When two people Jaffa the same victim

The Uber Jaffa – When 2 or more people Jaffa one person, and that person is pulling a rather ridiculous face/pose

The Jaffa Off – When 2 people in the picture Jaffa each other at the same time – in that case best Jaffa wins

The Dangerous Jaffa - Jaffa'ing a stranger who may well kick your head in if discovered
by HarryS April 24, 2007
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jaffa: a servent to the goa'uld on the sci-fi series, stargate sg-1 and in the movies, stargate the ark of truth and stargate continuum. they have a symbol on their heads representing their gods, and they have infant goa'ulds in their stomachs with an opening, when the infant goa'uld grows up, it will go into a human host, and the jaffa will need a new symbiote or die. but the sgc found a cure call tretonin in the episode "cure" that was maid out off symbiotes and gave people short lives. with help from the tok'ra the scg developed a better tretonin that rid the jaffa of symbiotes.
that guy over there is a jaffa
by alyjohn April 21, 2009
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