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A funny guy, decently smart but has a retarded side. Not bad with girls but can lose his tracks. Gives good advise, comforts anyone who needs it. Even if he's down himself. An average guy with good qualities
Jacob really helped me yesterday
by The official definer May 06, 2015
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1. One who is characterized by foolishness or a lack of common sense.

2. a)One who habitually ruins jokes by attempting to build upon them with tired puns and witticisms.

b) A person who often makes remarks intended to be humorous, but fails to do so by fumbling the delievery.
After Tom made a bad joke, we stopped him from telling another one by calling him a Jacob.
by Ian Relihan June 11, 2005
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A cute guy. Personality is great. He has a temper as big as his dick. He is sometimes sweet but don't let that hide his dirty mindedness. He is a wild child who loves to have fun.
I just hung out with Jacob, God he is crazy.
by Potato_2968 January 23, 2017
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Jacob is a nice, sweet guy. He loves sports.he is caring and joyful you will be lucky to have a Jacob.
Jacob is the sweetest guy .
I want a Jacob .
Did you see a Jacob?
by Natalie .N December 19, 2016
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Jacob is a tall, brunette, blue eyed guy. Who is sweet when he needs to be and compassionate when you need him too. Never judges you for the way you look and valid your friendship very much. He's smart and funny, and know when to make you smile. His eyes are big and blue so you can lost in them. You never know what he's thinking, but he's hot and sexy.
Jacob is the guy I really like.
by sabrina_hi June 06, 2015
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Jacob is a hot, really nice, really friendly, and christian guy. he has many friends and is love by many. he ia that kid that others trust with alot. He is the nicest guy ever.
Jacob is amazing
by mari mai August 16, 2015
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someone who tries really hard to be funny and popular, but in the end just makes real stupid jokes that noone laughs at. also a douchebag, and can take what he gives out. total attention whore

Person 1: hey, guys
Jacob: OOOhhhh! OOOOhh! lookit me! i said "hey guys"! oooh! im special and cool! oh, wow, im so popular
person 1: Cool it, dude
jacob: oh wow! you told me to "cool it"! oooh im so threatened! wow!
person 2: dude your being a douche
jacob: you know what, shutup, ok? your the real douche
person 2: whatever. your a dick head
antoine: ( arriving)hey guys
jacob: oh hi aintoine! i love you! mind if i follow you around at lunch a little bit?
by carmen winslot January 23, 2008
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