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a person who is a complete failing man slut who pushes people away as soon as befriending them.

rude, loud, annoying with pointless puns which arnt funny, and trys to get with girls who are well know for one of their friends likeing them as more than a friend. a complete FAIL
hey stay away from him, he's a Jacob he might try and get your girlfriend.

i hate him, he's a total Jacob, annoying, load, and not funny at all
by benvolioajk April 10, 2009
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The dumbest, meanest guy you will ever meet. if you met a Jacob run far far away.
Girl:Omg look it's Jacob
Girl 2: Omg run!
by Taylor!:) May 10, 2009
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Gay man who's favorite thing to do to men, is give the blow-job.

This man loves men with an especially big penis
Jacob gives the man a huge blow-job.
by international-dictionaryyy November 16, 2008
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Jacob is a nice, sweet guy. He loves sports.he is caring and joyful you will be lucky to have a Jacob.
Jacob is the sweetest guy .
I want a Jacob .
Did you see a Jacob?
by Natalie .N December 19, 2016
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HAS THE WORLDS BIGGEST COCK
His cock was a jacob
by bigdickjacob95 March 23, 2017
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A male usually annoying and overly playful with a kind heart and good intentions looking for nothing but the best but seems to search in the wrong places
Gosh the guy we met yesterday was such a Jacob
by It's me 4 reals April 09, 2015
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jacob is a fucking retard
by 240saregayasfuck September 19, 2015
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