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No one gives a shit about your boyfriend's name.
"OMG OMG OMG I'M 13 YEARS OLD AND IN LOVE" -Brittany Mae "Smiley Face" Hope

Fun Fact: The individual (Jacob Kendall George) that the author above is describing is likely either no longer a part of their life and/or deeply despised.
by Mitch the Grandma Fucker May 14, 2013
 
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The most kind and loving human being on the face of the earth. He's in love with Brittany Mae Hope and is going to marry her within the next 2 years. Jacob Kendall George is so handsome and cute, and everyone would kill to date him. He's loyal and so amazing, and is madly in LOVE with his girlfriend and future wife, Brittany Mae Hope <3 :)
OH MY GOSH BRITTANY, IT'S YOUR JACOB KENDALL GEORGE!! ;)
by Brittany Mae Hope :) February 21, 2009