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shall go fuck himself, and all he does, is flirt with innocent girls, and makes them fall in love with him. he does this to about 5 girls at a time, and makes all them girls think that he 'loves them' Then, he goes out with a RANDOM girl, and makes all his little hoes who loves him, hate her. and so the little hoes go and destroy her life, and then he moves on to a new girl. Jacob, if you are reading this, you hurt me. real bad.he also has a baby penis 8 mm long.
Girl: Do you love me?
Jacob Hirt: more then anything <3
Girl: :) <3
by you hurt me.. January 08, 2013

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