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Jackies are almost all ways the nicest girl in school. She might not have good grades, but she tries her best. Jackies are extreamally friendly, and tries her best to please others. Their also sometimes very tall. If you get a Jackie, treat her well. She might not be sporty, but she will try to please her. If you find a Jackie, she will try her best to befriend you.
Friend: Hey, its my birthday tomorrow!
Jackie: Okay, I'll try to make it one you will never forget!
Whore: I wish I was Jackie....
by awesomegall1234567890 October 25, 2012
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A really sexy guy. Gets along with pretty much everyone. If this guy was a landform, he'd be a smoking hot volcano!! Pretty much a complete BEAST at powerlifting. So smart. So HAWT. Has a thing for short blondes. Synonymous with SEXY BEAST.
Girl: OMG he's such a Jackie!!!
by Sexybeastjacketstealer November 09, 2013
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Standard unit measuring mass. One Jackie is roughly equivalent to the mass of 6 standard fun size candy bars. Can be abbreviated Jc
Friend 1: Ugh. I just ate seven Jackies of schnitzel.
Friend 2: That's crazy! How are you still alive? I can't even finish 2 Jcs!
by PapaKev October 31, 2012
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Being a 'jackie' is a term used to describe a person who believes they know best about all things.
'Jackie' is most commonly used as a description of teen mothers (or fathers) who believe their experience has eqipped them with the skills to become a life coach.
Other 'jackie' traits may include: being easy (like the kooks song 'Jackie big tits'), speaking over others as jackies find their opinion is much more important than others and, in the case of a young parent; using their child as an excuse/explanation for everything.
Example 1
Person 1: "I just couldn't get a word in edge-wise last night"
Person 2: "I know, she was being such a jackie"

Example 2
The Jackie: "well you know, I am a mother- I don't get out much. Therefore, it's okay if I get blind drunk, snort coke and sleep around when I do"

Example 3
Person 1: " I have this problem..."
Person 2: "poor you, tell me about it and we'll try sort it out"
The jackie: *shouts over person 2* "look I know exactly what to do, I am a father afterall"
by yesmiss November 15, 2013
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the mom of the best person that ever lived, Marina Rodriguez. Jackie has attitude sometimes but it's ok because she has the awesomest daughter ever to help her. She let's her daughter catch on fire, but it's ok because she will just take her on a shopping spree to make it up.
who is that really cool girl that what birthed from jackie?
by sincerelymarina August 12, 2012
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A very pretty girl whose best friends names are usually Hunter or Blake or Samantha. She is soooo nice and super crazy. She is fun to be around and gets ALL of the guys. Everyone loves her and wants to be her. She usually has pretty blond hair and is very smart and a GREAT singer.
girl 1: Did you hear Brad asked out Jackie today and she said yes?
girl 2: No way I liked Brad!
girl 1: Me too, she always gets the guys I like! I wish I could be her.
by hunts weisly April 25, 2011
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Jackie is a rare and dangerous breed of women, one who deserves no less than Humphrey Bogart himself. Cross her and you'll wake up lying chained to the bedpost in a Hong Kong brothel with new found breast implants lying on your chest, if you're lucky. She can often be found captivating the masses with her intoxicating smile, marvelous good looks, and Earth shattering dance moves. Legend has it that she once fell victim to a man's charm, but it is speculated that it was only a ploy to gain access to his beard in hopes of stealing it for her own.
That Jackie is dangerous, you be careful with her. And DON'T touch her vinyl.
by Butternut October 16, 2012
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