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The state of being surprised after masturbating and ejaculating into an oven mitt with your mother's panties wrapped over your eyes to blind yourself.
Dude, I was so jackermitten yesterday when my mom walked into my room while I was Jackermitting
by Falcon896 December 27, 2009
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