2. Bob: I had such a Jackcident last night!
James: You're a homosexual! Don't you deny it!
Bob: Seriously dude, it was a Jackcident!
Person 2: There was this naked chick walking down the street. She was so hot, I just had to go for it
Person 1: Did you at least have a happy ending?
Person 2: Yeah, just before the jackcident.