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by Anonymous June 06, 2003
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A dgaf kinda guy. Doesn't give a fuck what you think, and thinks that everyone loves him and everyone wants to be him. Has a lot of friends; popular.
Girls like him for his badass personality and teddy bear good looks.

Don't mess with jack though cause he can throw a punch. Has very bad anger..
Very LOYAL friend.
Jack is chillllll mayne.
by kmb11 October 29, 2010
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a guy so amazing and so perfect that no girl cud not want him, he has no faults and is loved by everyone though he is oblivious.
he says things he doesnt mean and thins he regrets though he always has a gd reason
he is one of the best guys in the world and no one wud change him. he loves jack daniels :)
nikki thinks the world of jack she blatez loves him
by nix-jim December 15, 2007
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A man that loves and adores everything about everyone. He doesn't discriminate or hate you no matter what you do. He's caring and understanding a knows what you are thinking at all times. He may do somethings that hurt or annoy you but he regrets those actions later. A Jack will always tell the truth no matter how hard it may be.
I think the world of my Jack :)
by Lily serendipity October 11, 2010
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a spectacular man in bed! its crazy nuts he is soo good! Plus cute, smart, funny and strong. In Mythology means one who can fight without sword but using his "huge penis" against his wife. Any girl would want to date him. No one could say no to this guy.
Damn, Jack you were crazy nuts lastnight!
by pink pant hottie October 12, 2010
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Absolutely nothing; a shortened form of jack shit or jack squat and a synonym of diddly.
Your wife: "Hi honey...my, you're home late. What did you do today?"
You: "Jack."
Your wife: "How was your day at work?"
You: "What? Where's my dinner?"
by Nick D February 24, 2004
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