Lead singer of the White Stripes, synonym for God.
Thank JACK WHITE I passed my Algebra final!
Jack White is a buff 6'6" guy from the White Stripes that kicked the shit out of the Von Bondies lead singer after a gig. He had to go to court and got a $1000 fine and community service or something.
the von bondies guy cried like a pussy and took it to court becuz he got his face smashed in
Singer/guitarist for The White Stripes and The Raconteurs,also insanely hot man in very tight pants with an incredibly giant penis
"That Jack White's pants are so tight his enormous penis is going to burst forth"
most beautiful person in the whole vide world. Vocal, songwriter and guitar in "the white stripes". i love him. JACK I LOVE YOU..my heart is breaking...:(
jack, if ur thing with renee doesnt work out: marry me.
A truly great guitarist and member of the rock duo The White Stripes (which he formed along with Meg White), The Raconteurs and The Dead Weather. Jack's skills on guitar and penchant for the Digitech Whammy use during his solos, combined with Meg's simple yet effective drumming capture a very primal sound, immersed in the bands unique punk/blues fusion. Has an appreciation (along with Meg) for the Dutch art movement De Stijl, which influenced the trademark colour scheme and dynamics of the bands music and on-stage appearence. Also demonstrates that less is more is still a valid technical standpoint. He is also a talented songwriter, and is quite possibly the modern equivalent of the guitar gods of old, frequently being ranked as one of the greatest guitar players of recent times. Long live Jack White :)
Q: What's black, white and red all over?
A: Jack White!
Singer/Guitarist for The White Stripes and Raconteurs,also insanely hot guy in incredibly tight pants with extremely large penis.
"That Jack White's pants are so tight his extremely large penis is going to burst forth"
a reasonably disgusting cocktail composed of a shot each of jack daniel's whiskey and malibu rum. named after the white stripes frontman, who deserves better.
dude i'm not carrying him out if he drinks anymore of those jack whites